The title of this post is a bit misleading. I do intend to keep writing blog posts, time allowing, and updating this sad blog that only you reads. So as a treat I've added a "Cornify" button on top of the right-hand column. Please click it. Please click it over and over and over again until you just possibly cannot click it anymore. Resplendent unicorns and rainbows will show up all over this terribly written and infrequently updated blog.
When you want to clear away the magic just refresh your browser (alternatively hit the F5 button.)