Me: I just read that BOTOX® has helped people regrow hair. I'm going to get my scalp shot-up. It's going to look so young and surprised.
Abai: I heard hemorrhoid cream gets rid of wrinkles.
Me: It does! My asshole looks like it's ten.
June 24, 2009 in Dialogue / Chat, Quote Me, Science, Shopping / Retail / Products, Weird | Permalink