Say you're a single gay or gal out at a bar with friends. You're socially lubricated and feeling great. Along comes a guy who you find attractive for any number of reasons: he's handsome; he's smart; he's funny; and/or he's just plain nice. You think to yourself, this guy is too good to be true. Despite being so inebriated that you've forgotten how to urinate you still have the sense to pull out the handy business card sized cheat sheet your friend Eirikur had printed for you: Cynical Truths about the Law of Attraction.
You locate the reason you're attracted to this guy on the card. If he's handsome, it means he's ultimately an asshole. Ah, he's smart, well that means he's a social retard. Wait, he's making you laugh and you think he's funny, oh dear Jeebus, it could only mean he's got low self-esteem. So he just seems nice, well so do most rapists before they rape you.
You put your wallet away and rally the support of your friends to save you. You leave the guy at the bar to try and work his magic on some poor sap who doesn't have a Cynical Truths about the Law of Attraction card. Your friends make sure you make it home safe and they even help you remember how to pee. Life is grand and all is right with the world.
For the first time ever even non-friends of Eirikur can have their very own Cynical Truths about the Law of Attraction card. All one needs to do is click on the image below, print it out and trim it up. It's totally free! Take it to a copy shop and get it laminated. Voilà, you're now protected against all potential losers.*
HK in Phoenix: I used to carry around a condom in my wallet-- but Eirikur's Cynical Truths about the Law of Attraction card has given me more protection and peace of mind than that rubber ever could.
TS in Tennessee: Since I got the CTATLOA card? I haven't been raped once!
WF in Tennessee: since this card went public, I haven't been able to rape anyone even once! :(
CB in San Francisco: thanks to Eirikur, I now only look for dull, stupid, unattractive men. It’s my safest bet!
*And sometimes potential winners-- but them's the breaks kids.