While reading boingboing this morning I was struck how the subject "Gecko45" from their Shrine to bragging, deadly Internet "mall ninja" post sounded a lot like my brother, particularly this excerpt which can be found on the shrine site:
We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.
Someone has some issues! It's a hilarious read if you've got a few moments to spare.