I got maced. Well not really maced-- more like cayenne-peppered. I was at the co-op and this old lady dropped her bag in the bulk spice aisle. So I knelt down and picked it up for her. But in the same instant I did that she dropped a glass jar of 80,000 HU cayenne pepper that shattered on the ground next to me. It sent plumes of the red stuff up and into my face. I actually SCREAMED. One of the employees pulled me into the bathroom and stuck my head under a faucet.
I then put cream all over my face to help with the sting. It's dried and I look like I've participated in a bukkake video. I'm sure I'll post the picture I took of it later.