It's a fact, my parents were competitive square dancers in the early 1980s.
It's also a fact that I used to wear that same square dancing dress to do Dolly Parton impersonations when I was 11 years-old (About 10 years after the picture above was taken.) I'm not sure if photographic evidence exists anymore of me in the dress.
But if it did, I'm sure it'd look a little something like this.
And if my mom was my twin, well...