My parents current task is to get rid of clutter. This will hopefully allow their home to sell quicker once it goes on the market. However the house has become a bit sterile. The drawings done by my nephews no longer are posted on the fridge. This made me sad. So I decided to draw a picture for all to enjoy. Especially my mother.
Now there's something you should know about my mom, other than her breasts are EEE. She has an aversion to certain words. This includes, but certainly is not limited to, "moist", "spread" and "vagina".
Harking back to my days in elementary school, I remembered one art project: to draw where I came from. Well taking it literally it'd look a little something like this:
I just know this will make potential buyers feel right at home. But when my mom walked in and saw it she about died. Interestingly it stayed up the whole time I was at their house.